Name 14 things paper can not be used for

Using it for toilet paper.You cannot use it for unlocking a door.You can not use it for building house.You can not live in it.You cannot use it for making keys. You can’t eat it.You can not use it for feeding cats.You  can not use it for a lap.You can’t use it for a toothbrush.You can not have it as a pet. You can not wipe tables. You can’t use it for toys. You can not use it as a scrubbing brush.
You can not use it for a plunger.